Why biologists are better than chemists

Because Babyfingers is just a worthless chemist, he doesn’t know about the fascinating things biologists are up to these days. What do chemists know, anyway? They’re just ruining the world, one nanotube at a time.

Biologists have discovered bacteria that use arsenic in photosynthesis. We’ve also found that those tricksy prions might actually be useful, after all.

We’re even contributing to the humanities: harnessing microorganisms to clean and preserve artwork. (Chemists, being philistines, would never do such a thing.)

And, of course, who are the people curing all your diseases? Biologists, of course. Researchers are engineering plants to produce anti-HIV protein.

Beat that, robots.

And by "robots" I mean "chemists".